palet-ea:

lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

i want more of this

palet-ea:

lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

i want more of this

(Source: 11mm)

hygienequeen:

playgrounder:

colorfeels:

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?


Ive never laughed so hard at a post

hygienequeen:

playgrounder:

colorfeels:

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

Ive never laughed so hard at a post

(Source: colorfangs)

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

obliteratedheart:

It’s becoming pretty clear that some people are paragraphs and some people are chapters, and there are also people who shouldn’t even be sentences.

From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people.

Anonymous said: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

taylorswift:

My ideal lair.

taylorswift:

My ideal lair.

(Source: voiceandthefeelings)

Gosh I miss you

edwardspoonhands:

okaysoufflegirl:

Hey remember that time I tweeted hank green about pee and he actually answered?

Well now I feel bad because I simplified for that tweet. All that stuff in the urine does actually increase its density a bit. 

edwardspoonhands:

okaysoufflegirl:

Hey remember that time I tweeted hank green about pee and he actually answered?

Well now I feel bad because I simplified for that tweet. All that stuff in the urine does actually increase its density a bit. 

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

odddaysgeorge:

agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 

(Source: bellecs)

(Source: best-of-memes)